Nikki: Today Liza has come with her
characters, Cass Davidson and Troy…
Troy: I’m not here for an interview.
Nikki: Then why are you here?
Cass: *sighs* He’s here to protect
me.
Nikki: So you aren’t going to answer
any of my questions?
Troy: There’s nothing to answer. I’m
Cass’ security…nothing more.
Nikki: That’s not the impression I
got from watching this book trailer:
Nikki: A soul mate is far more than
security.
Troy: *frowns at Liza, as if holding
her responsible*
Liza: Either you explain it, or I will.
Troy: *sits down and focuses on Nikki*
What I’m about to say cannot leave
this room.
Nikki: You have my words. My followers
are very discreet.
Troy: *Scrubs his face with the palms
of his hand.* Cass can you go sit in the closet?
Cass: What? No! I want to hear this
too!
Troy: grips her hand. *For me, will you
go sit in the closet.*
Cass: But…
Troy: Cass…please.
Cass: *stands up.* All right, but I’m
tired of being sent to a closet every time things get interesting.
Troy: *waits until she gone and then
focuses on Nikki*
Troy: To your question, while I object
to the flowery terms like soulmate, Cass is very special to me. I
can’t explain it…
Liza: I can.
Troy: *frowns at Liza* Yes, but I’ve
agreed to this interview only because I would rather defend my
feelings than to let you try.
Nikki: Troy’s got a point. Maybe you
should sit in the closet with Cass.
Liza: What? No.
Nikki: Can you be quiet then?
Liza: *sighs and stands* Nope. Guess
I’ll join Cass in the closet.
Troy: *waits until Liza is gone.* You
are amazing.
Nikki: Thanks, but I have to ask a
serious question now. Tell me why a handsome good-looking guy like
you falls for a seventeen-year-old?
Troy: grimaces. I can’t blame you for
your disapproving attitude. Not too happy about matters myself
.
Nikki: How’d it happen?
Troy: Her dad, who is my best friend,
got a text saying his daughter was going to be gang-raped after
school. He calls me in and asks me to hand over my day job to my
second in command so I can keep his daughter safe. Honestly, after
all I heard about this hellion over the years, I immediately
suspected she’d sent the text herself. However, when we showed up
at her school, she seemed genuinely shocked by our arrival, and the
boys waiting outside the school looked all too intent upon trouble.
I expected her to be a basket case, but
instead she thanks me for the assist and then tells her father how
she impressed her teachers with all the studying she had done in the
last month. She then declares it the best day ever.
Nikki: Is she nuts?
Troy: I wondered that myself, so I
hunted her down in that ridiculous mansion they live in. I found her
in the gym arguing and kicking a bag with a great deal of attitude,
but not much skill. *laughs* When I ask her if I could show her
better moves, she sighs and declares her secret weapon is making
people laugh themselves to death.
*Troy smiles* I think that’s the
moment I realized she was nothing like I’d expected her to be. By
the time I left a half hour later, I knew she was, and would always
be, the finest woman I’ve ever known.
Nikki: Only she’s not a woman.
Troy: No. She’s a teenager…my best
friend’s daughter. *he drops his head for a moment then looks up*
I’m not a guy who falls in love at
the drop of a hat. In fact, I’ve never loved anyone before. So
you’ll appreciate the irony that the first and probably only woman
I will ever love I can never have.
Nikki: Well, in a few years…
Troy: She’ll still be Dan’s little
girl, and he’d never forgive me if I steal her chance to fall in
love with a boy her own age. No. Time won’t solve this. She’s off
limits. Period.
Nikki: Now I feel like crying.
Troy: *nods* See why I refuse to
discuss this?
Nikki: *stands up and walks to the
closet* You two can come back in.
Liza: *frowns* Troy, what did you do to
Nikki?
Nikki: He didn’t do anything.
Troy: *frowns at Liza* In the future, I
am not giving any more interviews. Now I need to get Cass back to a
secure location. *places his hand on Cass’ back and leads her from
the room*
Liza: Nikki, I’m really sorry. I
never in my life thought Troy would terrify you. I thought I wrote
him better than that.
Nikki: He didn’t. In fact, he’s a
great guy. I’m just upset because I feel he truly loves Cass, but
it’s a hopeless situation.
Liza: *rubs her back* Don’t cry. It’s
not totally hopeless. I promise you, you’ll like the ending.
Nikki: But how?
Liza: Just read the book. I really am
clever, you know.
Nikki: If you’re lying and I get to
end only to have my heart broken, I’m hunting you down.
Liza: Fair enough. I’m sorry you
didn’t get to interview Cass. She’s a delightful person, once you
get beyond her hideous face, but I have a time lapse to prove with
time even that improves.
Nikki: That is an improvement.
I can’t imagine what I would do if I
woke up and discovered my face tattooed.
Liza: Well, one of your followers can
find out if they want. All they have to do is to write in the
comments I WANT TO SCARE MYSELF, SO I NEED THE TATS. Then you can
select one winner to receive temporary tats just like Cass’.
Any mental health issues or heart
attacks resulting from wearing these tats ARE NOT my responsibility.
Nikki: Wow, Liza, I’m speechless.
This is really a terrible gift.
Liza: It is, isn’t it? The worst swag
ever offered in the entire history of swagdom. But at least you
aren’t crying about Troy anymore.
Nikki: Thank you for that. Now, knowing
many of my readers will want …
Liza: The tats?
Nikki: No…want to read Saving Casey,
here are the links:
SAVING
CASEY BY LIZA O'CONNOR IS AVAILABLE AT THESE SITES
AND
MORE:
FOR
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT
LIZA
O'CONNOR &
SAVING
CASEY:
Nikki: Thanks for coming and bringing
Cass and Troy.
Liza: My pleasure. Oh, and I apologize
for any graffiti that might have inexplicably appeared on your closet
walls. Turns out Maniac Marketing Kitten was in my pocket.
MM kitten *pokes head from pocket* Hi!
Liza:*pushes kitten back in pocket* And
bye. I had a great time...or would’ve, if I’d been allowed to
hang with the adults.
Nikki: Maybe next time.
Thanks for having me over! Again, sorry about the closet. Hope your readers enjoy the interview.
ReplyDeleteReally fun character interview - I think I fell in love a little bit with Troy. I do have this on my to read list:)
ReplyDeleteI WANT TO SCARE MYSELF, SO I NEED THE TATS......
junegirl63 at gmail dot com
Thanks Maria. You are definitely in the running for those tats...given thus far no one else has entered the race. Best of Luck. Glad Saving Casey is on your list.
DeleteGreat job, Liza!
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet interview. Great job, Nikki. BTW, I don't blame you for sending Liza to the closet.
ReplyDeleteHey...I have a right to hear what my characters say.
DeleteAnd the winner of the tats is Maria! As the only one who asked for them I didn't even need to pull names out of a bag.
ReplyDeleteLet's all take a moment and worry about Maria's good sense of judgement. I fear it has gone on vacation.